The World's Most Dangerous Drug (That's my lucky stabbing hat!)

The American Academy of Pediatrics has released an updated list of unsafe baby products. Topping the list this year is the really really really really high chair. --Norm Macdonald

In a brilliant move during closing arguments the O.J. Simpson Attorney, Johnnie Cochran, put on the knit cap prosecutors say OJ wore the night he committed the murders. Although OJ may have hurt his case when he suddenly blurted out, “Hey easy with that! That's my lucky stabbing hat!” --Norm Macdonald

They are developing a pill which can give women orgasms without

having sex. Read all about this revolutionary discovery in my new

book, The World's Most Dangerous Drug. --Norm Macdonald

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