I am never gonna hear the end of this (No regrets)

"You guys hear about what's going on with Toyota? This is crazy.

It's like, their job is to make cars, right? Well, they had a problem

with gas pedals getting stuck — now, they're recalling the Prius

because the brakes don't work. And because of this, sales of

Ford cars and trucks rose 25 percent in the past month. But

Ford says it's because of its new ad slogan, 'Ford, because

Toyota is trying to kill you.'" –Jimmy Fallon (2010)

A woman in Australia just gave birth to a 12-pound baby without any pain meds. Her doctor said, "You were amazing," while the baby was like, "I am never gonna hear the end of this." --Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”