Now, calm down. How about we just vote on it? (How does that thing not burst into flames immediately?)

On Tuesday, former President Donald Trump released a video on Truth Social, plugging his “God Bless the USA Bible” for $60. How does that thing not burst into flames immediately? — Jordan Klepper

“If we step back and look at this, Trump getting into business with God can only mean one thing: God is going to end up bankrupt and serving a three-month prison sentence for lying under oath.” — Jordan Klepper

“I like how they made the Bible the exact color of his skin. Yeah, that’s interesting. Corinthian — Corinthian leather.” —Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”