Tampa’s No 1 strip club (you still don't support Medicare for All)

There is speculation that the Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, wears height-boosting inserts in his signature cowboy boots. Cowboy boots are great – if you’re a cowboy. If you’re the governor of Florida, you look like a dork. Nobody believes he’s ropin’ dogies in Tampa, even though Dogie Style is Tampa’s No 1 strip club. —Stephen Colbert

Several shoe experts have commented that DeSantis’s boots bear the hallmarks of inserts, namely pointed-up toes, as his heels are too far back in the shoe. ‘Governor, are you wearing lifts, or are your toes just happy to see me?’ If he’s not wearing lifts, he needs to get better boots. If he is wearing lifts, why are you wearing lifts?! You’re wearing cowboy boots – you’re lifted already! —Stephen Colbert

Donald Trump’s many legal woes: two federal criminal trials, two federal civil trials and one state civil fraud trial. The pressure has clearly gotten to the former president, as he took to Truth Social to blast a New York judge in the early hours of the morning. Like a totally not worried person would do, Trump wrote this attack on the judge at 2.28am. Because nothing says ‘I’m not thinking about you’ like posting at two in the morning. It’s like a guy posting a gym selfie with the caption ‘pumpin’ the iron at midnight, I don’t miss you, Brenda, say hi to the kids because the judge says I can’t.’ —Stephen Colbert

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