He said he wanted to spend more time giving bad intelligence to his family (tequila of mass destruction)

"Today is Friday the 13th. Down in Washington, a confused George W. Bush lit a menorah." --David Letterman

"President Bush is sending troops to the Mexican border. He's going to have them look for tequila of mass destruction." --David Letterman

"The director of the CIA, Porter Goss, resigned, surprisingly. I guess on Friday he resigned. He said he wanted to spend more time giving bad intelligence to his family." --David Letterman

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