I found inflation! (unfortunately, in the talons of an eagle)

A 3-year-old girl from Texas has become the youngest person ever to visit all 63 U.S. national parks — unfortunately, in the talons of an eagle. —Michael Che

Ron DeSantis reportedly spent $1.5 million on private jets in just over three months because when he flies commercial, they make him take off his heels in front of everybody. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”