And it turns out… he's beautiful (48 oysters)

A man in Tennessee survived after a stray bullet came through his windshield and only knocked off his glasses. And it turns out… he's beautiful. —Colin Jost

A woman complained online about a date in which a man snuck out of the restaurant and stuck her with the bill after watching her eat 48 oysters. And like you, I was completely on her side until the words "48 oysters.” —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”