"The Today Show" just featured a group of moms in California
who said that smoking weed makes them better parents. When
asked if their kids agree, the moms were like, "Oh crap, the
kids!" –Jimmy Fallon
A new study finds that George Clooney has the most handsome face because of his eyes, nose, chin, and mouth. In other words, he has the most handsome face because of his face. –Jimmy Fallon
Last night, the New York Mets lost to the Washington Nationals, 25-4. Or as Mets fans put it, "Sweet. We scored four runs. Awesome." --Jimmy Fallon
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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