He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass! (Jedi Mime Trick)

"Well China, you got us. Michael Phelps was doping -- and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!" –Stephen Colbert

A lot of people are talking about Donald Trump and Russia now. And not just because of how much he resembles Russian dressing. –Stephen Colbert

"Like Sarah Palin, Rafalca's female, also doesn't read newspapers, and has completed the same number of terms as governor." –Stephen Colbert, on Ann Romney's horse that competed in the Olympic Dressage event

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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