During Michael Cohen’s testimony before congress he accused President Trump of a variety of financial crimes, racism and just general movie villain stuff. And the republicans fired back saying, “Yeah, that’s our guy.” --Colin Jost, SNL
Police arrested a man who pulled his car off to the side of the road and started to have sex with it. That man, you guessed it, Matthew McConaughey. --Colin Jost, SNL
This week President Trump met with North Korean dictator, and let’s face it, one of his top five closest friends, Kim Jong Un. Talks broke down when the two leaders could not agree on sanctions. Another problem was Kim Jong Un used an interpreter while Trump just spoke English, but louder. --Colin Jost, SNL
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