Now that's the difference between a Democratic and a Republican sex scandal (You know, like the Yankee pitching staff)

"Here's one that is kind of cute. Eliot Spitzer would get the hookers, the call girls, the prostitutes, and he would run them down, put them on the train, Amtrak. Like they need more publicity. And he'd run them down to Washington, DC, and they'd check into a beautiful suite and have the rendezvous at a place called the Mayflower Hotel. Now that's the difference between a Democratic and a Republican sex scandal. The Republicans have their rendezvous at an airport men's room." --David Letterman

"Congressmen are actually now returning illegal gifts. I called the weather bureau, and sure enough, hell has frozen over." --David Letterman

​​"They say that swine flu is not as potent as they originally thought. You know, like the Yankee pitching staff." --David Letterman

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