The state of our uniom is strug! (A move known in Washington as “The Melania.”)

"After disappointing showings in Iowa and New Hampshire, Newt Gingrich's campaign looked terminally ill – which is generally when he moves on to something better." –Stephen Colbert

Donald Trump tried to offer the democrats a new deal to end the shutdown. But Nancy Pelosi said no before Trump even asked. A move known in Washington as “The Melania.” --Stephen Colbert

"Yesterday, the House Intelligence Committee released materials that they got from Lev Parnas, a Ukrainian businessman, that have been described as ‘a trove of ridiculously incriminating impeachment evidence.’ That’s pretty bad, because when it comes to Trump crime, the scale goes: incriminating, very incriminating, ridiculously incriminating and Rudy on merlot.” —Stephen Colbert

The administration wants to showcase what the country is like now that Republicans are in charge of everything. And they may have done just that, because they sent out these actual tickets to see the State of the Uniom. Now they’re reprinting the tickets, and they’re going to recall the old ones — which could be tough, because I’ve seen members of the Trump administration testify, and they can’t recall ANYTHING. But maybe, just maybe, it’s not a typo. He said he would change things. Maybe tomorrow WILL be the first State of the Uniom. “My fellow Anericams: With Doland Trunk as your predisent, every mang, woban, and chilm will know: The state of our uniom is strug!” --Stephen Colbert

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