The relationship has gotten so bad, Fox & Friends now say they're just Fox & Acquaintances (we might have to start calling him Jeb)

November 2022

“Donald Trump was back by unpopular demand, though if he beat Joe Biden in 2020 as he constantly said he did, he shouldn’t even be allowed to run. He’s termed out now. Trump’s main motivation for a second term in office is protection from several criminal and civil investigations. He’s basically a bank robber on the run from the cops, and the White House is the dumpster behind an Arby’s he’s trying to hide in.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Trump was advised to speak for only 45 minutes, but he went on for over an hour. In fact, Trump rambled on for so long that even Fox News cut away from the speech. The relationship has gotten so bad, Fox & Friends now say they're just Fox & Acquaintances.” —Jimmy Fallon

“In response to Costco's $1.50 hot-dog-and-drink combo, Sam's Club is now offering the same meal for $1.38. Meanwhile, 7-Eleven is like, ‘If you're brave enough to eat our hot dogs, we'll pay you $1.50.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Trump’s Mar-a-Lago announcement was a weird, rambling speech with so many false statements, it makes you wonder where he’s even getting them, such as bragging that he had ‘gone decades’ without starting a war. Even Donald Trump thinks his four years in office felt like decades. He was so low-energy, we might have to start calling him Jeb.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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