Oh, man. That giant brown camel is wearing a viking helmet (end of the world scenarios)

I’m a little concerned about Canada legalizing marijuana. Can you imagine seeing a moose when you’re high? “Oh, man. That giant brown camel is wearing a viking helmet.”  --James Corden

According to economists, consumers spent $9 Billion on Halloween merchandise this year. To be fair, the bulk of that $9 Billion was spent by Elton John. The same study says that Americans are spending more and more each year on pet costumes. Or as pets call that: Humiliation. But it was all worth it when you saw that big fat Bulldog dressed up like a baked potato. Totally worth it. --James Corden

According to President Trump , the investigation, “Must be limited in scope and completed in less than one week.” By the way, limited in scope and completed in less than one week, are also Trump’s wedding vows. --James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”