It’s like he bought the rest of Orlando (beating out the next highest offer of Zero dollars)

October 2022

Elon Musk officially bought Twitter for $44 Billion beating out the next highest offer of Zero dollars. —Colin Jost

Musk sent an open letter to advertisers saying that he doesn’t want Twitter to become a free for all hellscape because that’s his plan for Mars. —Colin Jost

I honestly don’t understand why people are so worried Elon is going to ruin Twitter as if it’s like this beloved American institution. It’s not like he bought Disneyworld. It’s like he bought the rest of Orlando. —Colin Jost

During a white house ceremony, President Biden wished Kamala Harris a happy birthday and then accidentally called her ‘a great president.’ Even worse, he was talking to a portrait of Michelle Obama. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”