If we can't leave New Jersey, neither can you (in the German town of Nutbuster)

 

"This week, New Jersey voted to temporarily suspend the death penalty. Lawmakers say it sends a strong message to death row inmates: If we can't leave New Jersey, neither can you." --Conan O'Brien

"New Jersey's having a contest for a new state motto. One of the finalists is 'New Jersey: Come see for yourself.' Apparently it narrowly beat out 'New Jersey: Come smell for yourself'." --Conan O'Brien

 

"This is a weird story. In Japan -- you've got to follow me on this -- a town named Obama is trying to attract Barack Obama supporters to visit as tourists. That's right. Meanwhile, tourism officials are trying to attract Hillary Clinton supporters in the German town of Nutbuster." --Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”