“More than a week after the midterms, Republicans finally won control of the House. On the bright side, it's nice to see them seizing the House without zip ties and a Viking helmet.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Republicans are still fighting over why they couldn't get a few more seats. They don't know if they should blame Trump, McConnell, or Ticketmaster.” —Jimmy Fallon
“You guys see this? For the first time, the FDA has approved a lab-grown meat for human consumption. The FDA was like, "Don't worry. It's completely safe. Disgusting, but safe." —Jimmy Fallon
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”

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