Biden is clearly at that age where he receives all his information via bones (holds Georgia’s single-season pregnancy record)

November 2022

“The midterm elections are 4 days away and we have a tough decision ahead. On the one hand, democracy is being threatened by extremists who want power at all costs, even if it means burning us to the ground. On the other hand, gas is $4 a gallon now.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“President Biden addressed Americans about the fragile state of democracy, not from the Oval Office but from a place even more sacred to him: train station. A visibly concerned Biden told Americans that in our bones, we know democracy is at risk. Biden is clearly at that age where he receives all his information via bones.” —Stephen Colbert

“GOP candidate for senator in Georgia Herschel Walker wanted to compare his résumé against Barack Obama’s. Let’s see, Obama’s accomplishments: first black president of the Harvard Law Review, US senator, president for two terms, winner of the Nobel peace prize and an Emmy, three bestselling books and a multimillion-dollar book deal. Herschel Walker? Good at football, holds Georgia’s single-season pregnancy record, and brain broke. Hard to tell them apart!” —Stephen Colbert

“Herschel Walker has gone from beefing with reality to beefing with Barack Obama. First of all, it wouldn’t even matter if Walker’s résumé was more impressive than Obama’s because Obama has a line in his résumé that says ‘not crazy’. That carries a lot of weight in a job interview. But also, Obama was president. For two terms! Herschel Walker can’t even carry any of his pregnancies to two terms, what are you talking about? Any résumé is impressive when you can just make it up.” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”