See, sometimes these Bush fishing expeditions can pay off (Mom says treat dad to a 3 way)

 

"Hillary Clinton lost 10 in a row. That's not good. If she loses one more, she will be signed by the L.A. Clippers." --Jay Leno

"President Bush told a German newspaper in an interview over the weekend that his best moment since he became president was when he caught a 7-1/2 pound fish in his own lake. See, sometimes these Bush fishing expeditions can pay off." --Jay Leno

 

"Speaking of Congress, the other day -- very quietly -- they voted themselves a $3,300 pay raise. Why not? Job well done. A lot of added expenses this year: legal fees, criminal defense lawyers." --Jay Leno

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