Lies the rich and corporations tell (old fiddles)

When I go into the beauty parlor, I always

use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I

just go in for an estimate. –Phyllis Diller

The age of a woman doesn’t mean a thing.

The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.

–Sigmund Z. Engel

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I

never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

–W.C. Fields (1879-1946)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”