I do the best I can in two hours (two experiences that come once in a lifetime)

I’m glad you like my Catherine. I like her too. She ruled thirty million people and had three thousand lovers. I do the best I can in two hours. –Mae West (1892-1980), speaking from the stage after her performance in Catherine the Great

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. –Groucho Marx

I believe in sex and death - two experiences that come once in a lifetime. –Woody Allen, Sleeper, 1973

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”