And you know what? I'm not surprised he was surprised (Boy, she can pick 'em, can't she?)

"Eliot Spitzer was a Hillary Clinton superdelegate. Also, Spitzer was on Hillary Clinton's vice president list, possible running mate. Boy, she can pick 'em, can't she?" --David Letterman

"Last week I mentioned to folks I was retiring and the reaction has been overwhelming, but the most impressive reaction since I made that announcement is now I'm seeing kind of a wistful tone to my hate mail." –David Letterman 

"Thousands and thousands of undocumented workers protested yesterday. President Bush was really surprised by the large number of protesters. And you know what? I'm not surprised he was surprised." --David Letterman

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