Friday, April 22, 2022

They finally get a Republican to wear a mask and that’s how it goes (I just assumed I was going to jail)


April 2022

“Rudy Giuliani appeared on Wednesday night’s episode of Fox’s Masked Singer, belting out a rendition of Bad to the Bone. They finally get a Republican to wear a mask and that’s how it goes.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“You know, it actually takes talent not to hit any notes.” —Jimmy Fallon

“There is a good chance Rudy genuinely did not know where he was, and was just as surprised as everyone else when they opened that box. He was probably thrilled, by the way: [Imitating Giuliani] ‘A singing competition? I just assumed I was going to jail.’” —Seth Meyers

“Yeah, Rudy Giuliani just got voted off ‘The Masked Singer,’ which means he is about to spend the next five years claiming that he actually won ‘The Masked Singer.’” —Trevor Noah


http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

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