That’s like being told halfway through a dinner party that it’s an orgy (The Florida food pyramid is just gator jerky and meth)

 “A federal judge in Florida struck down the C.D.C.’s mask mandate for public transportation on Monday. This judge claimed that the C.D.C. exceeded their legal authority by requiring masks and that their power was limited to things like cleaning property, not requiring people to take hygienic steps. Yes, you cannot force people to follow basic hygiene; you can only make them clean property, explains the new bathroom sign: ‘Before returning to work, employees must wash this sign.’” —Stephen Colbert

“The judges court order is great news for anyone who ever rode public transport and said ‘this is way too sanitary.’” —Stephen Colbert

“The ruling came from Kathryn Kimball Mizelle, a Tampa-based federal judge appointed by Trump after he lost the 2020 election. You can’t let Florida make health decisions for the entire country! That’s not smart! The Florida food pyramid is just gator jerky and meth.” —Stephen Colbert

“All major airline carriers immediately changed their mask policies, with some announcing the change mid-flight. Look, people can take this news however they want, but it’s unfair for people who might be immunocompromised or traveling with unvaccinated children to change the rules mid-flight. That’s like being told halfway through a dinner party that it’s an orgy.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”