In order to shut something down, it has to be up (America is just not that into you)

April 2022

“The former president is not done trying to overturn the 2020 election, 18 months after he lost. According to the New York Times, several Trump allies who initially tried to discredit the election through bogus voter fraud and conspiracy theories have shifted to a wild sequel: that by ‘decertifying’ the 2020 vote in several states, they could reverse the outcome. What is it going to take for him to get over this? Does the McRib have to come back? I mean really, you lost! America is just not that into you.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“I think they think if they complain long enough eventually they’ll get their way. This is the presidency, this is not the Snyder cut of Justice League. You’re not going to get your way.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“In other Trump news, a massive outage at his supposed alternative to Twitter, Truth Social, left many of its small handful of users unable to access the platform. The company’s CEO, Devin Nunes, attempted to put a spin on his incompetence with a statement: ‘As many of you know our team has been working non stop to ensure that TRUTH can not be shut down by tech tyrants,’ he wrote in part. Which means he probably forgot to pay the electric bill. Why would tyrants try to shut down a service that barely works. In order to shut something down, it has to be up.” —Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”