They also found a painting of his brothers — Tito, Jermaine, Marlon, and Jackie (To hang on my fridge)

February 2014

"Now that he's gone, the Ukrainian people are going through the former President Viktor Yanukovych’s estate, where they've found a hovercraft, a yacht, a helicopter pad, and ostriches. They also found a painting of his brothers — Tito, Jermaine, Marlon, and Jackie." –Jimmy Fallon

"Wait, they found a hovercraft, a yacht, and a helicopter pad? I'm not sure if he was the president of the Ukraine or the president of SkyMall." –Jimmy Fallon

"With all this uncertainty in the Ukraine right now, there's talk that the country could be split into two separate countries. Which explains their new name: 'Two Kraines.'" –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”