The Taj Mahal is currently undergoing its first cleaning since its construction
in the 1600s. “Maybe we should do that,” said New York. --Seth Meyers
Rum maker Bacardi announced yesterday that it is acquiring Patron Spirits
for $5.1 billion. And like most Bacardi announcements, it was shouted at
5 a.m. in the back seat of an Uber. --Seth Meyers
Vice President Mike Pence today called reports claiming that President
Trump had an affair with an adult film star nothing more than “baseless
allegations.” That’s right, it’s just another case of “she said, he paid.”
--Seth Meyers
The butter substitute “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” is reportedly changing
its iconic name. From now on it’ll be called “I Can’t Believe Donald Trump
Is President.” –Seth Meyers
Rapper Snoop Dogg recently revealed that country music singer Willie
Nelson is the only person who can “out-smoke” him. And then someone
said, “Snoop, that’s a mop.” –Seth Meyers
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