President Biden marked the end of his first year in office with a two hour press conference. Because that’s how long it took to list everything that’s gone wrong. But as I have been told many times before, just because you went for a long time, doesn’t mean you did a good job. —Colin Jost
M&M’s announced that they’ve redesigned their iconic M&M characters after people requested that the brown M&M not look like a teacher that has sex with her students. —Colin Jost
Gen-Z icon Kyle Rittenhouse is petitioning the court for the return of his rifle so he can destroy it. I don’t know, be careful Kyle. Trying to get your memorabilia back is how they got O.J. —Colin Jost
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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