A real Dooce-bag, if you will (Oops! Nip slip)

January 2022

“[imitating Biden] That’s right, Old Joey’s back. I’ve reached peak old man, givin’ zero malarkeys.” —Stephen Colbert

“Later that night, Biden did something I forgot presidents could do — he apologized.” —Stephen Colbert

“The media has described this moment as a ‘hot mic’, but I’m not sure how it’s a hot mic when he’s at a press conference in front of a bunch of reporters talking into the same microphone he’s been using the entire time. That’s like a celebrity walking the red carpet, poppin’ open their shirt and going, ‘Oops! Nip slip.’” —Stephen Colbert

“It’s never appropriate for the president of the United States to have a potty mouth, but it’s especially egregious to call Peter Doocy a son of a bitch. Doocy is the son of the Fox & Friends host Steve Doocy. So if anything, he’s a son of a Dooce. A real Dooce-bag, if you will.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”