idiocracy23: Nothing religious about that, he just doesn't want to get shot by Cheney (Is this communism?)

"On the peaceful side of the equation, the Dalai Lama is coming

to the United States next week. He's going to get the Congressional

Medal of honor, and meet with President Bush. He is going to, of

course, be wearing his famous flowing orange robes. Nothing

religious about that, he just doesn't want to get shot by

Cheney." --Bill Maher

"Republican presidential candidate John McCain is in

the news. John McCain says he's trying to find a vice

presidential running mate. Not only that, McCain is also

trying to find his reading glasses and his car keys. He's an

older gentleman. That's the idea there. You'll be hearing

more of those in the next nine months, because that's our

take. Until he gets a whore." --Conan O'Brien

"President Bush attended a summit in Mexico. And

thousands of Mexicans attended a rally to protest his

immigration policies. The protest was cut short because

the Mexicans had to get back to their jobs in Los Angeles."

--Conan O'Brien

"President Bush is in Mexico this week and while he's there,

he's going to visit the ancient Mayan ruins. Apparently, Bush

is trying to learn from his mistakes because today he promised

that FEMA will help the Mayans rebuild." --Conan O'Brien

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

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