Yeah, but if we stop, we’re gonna put a lot of gravediggers out of business. What about them? (Kyrie Irving clinical trial)

November 2021

“Joe Biden’s efforts at Cop26, the UN climate conference in Glasgow, where 100 world leaders agreed on Monday to end deforestation by 2030. Basically, they made a deal to save the Amazon from Amazon. In a video address, Queen Elizabeth II asked leaders to ‘act for our children and our children’s children’, all of which she’s probably going to outlive. What is that woman, a thousand years old now? She was around before the earth even had climate. And UN secretary general António Guterres kicked off the conference on an urgent, dire note, telling the delegation that humanity is ‘digging our own graves’ with the burning of fossil fuels. Senator Joe Manchin was like, ‘Yeah, but if we stop, we’re gonna put a lot of gravediggers out of business. What about them?’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“According to the White House, 70% of US adults are now fully vaccinated, and 80% are at least partially vaccinated. The other 20% are still waiting for the results of the clinical trial being conducted by Kyrie Irving of the Brooklyn Nets.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”