Then someone reminded her she's more or less been on vacation since 1952 (Sometimes it can just be two crumpets)

July 2013

"Today the Queen said that she would like the royal baby to be born before she goes on vacation. Then someone reminded her she's more or less been on vacation since 1952." –Conan O'Brien

"The Pope said something crazy. The Pope is offering time off from purgatory for anyone who follows him on Twitter. He also said it's cool for Catholics to have premarital sex as long as they like his Facebook page." –Conan O'Brien

"Here's some big news out of England. Today, Queen Elizabeth officially legalized gay marriage in Britain. Or as she put it, 'You know, it doesn't always have to be tea and crumpets. Sometimes it can just be two crumpets.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Gay marriage is legal in the U.K. Which is why today, Camilla asked Prince Charles, 'So I can take off this dress now?" –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”