Not sure if they hate us for our freedom or because... (running around in the royal palace naked)

July 2013

"The royal baby is due today. Kate Middleton and Prince William are expecting the baby any minute now. The royals say they don't care what gender it is as long as it's healthy enough to never work a day in its life." –Conan O’Brien

"William's brother, Prince Harry, is said to be very excited. He'll be an uncle for the first time. And he will no longer be the only one running around in the royal palace naked." –Craig Ferguson

"Queen Elizabeth is also on pins and needles. Who can blame her? It's been 120 years since a British monarch has been alive for the birth of a great, great grandchild – or as Prince Charles noted, it's been 120 years, five months, three days, and 15 hours." –Craig Ferguson

"Doctors have warned that the birth could be very painful because there's a 1 in 4 chance it's going to have Prince Charles' ears." –Craig Ferguson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”