Trump thinks he’s about to get reinstated in the White House when he can’t even keep a blog going (Coincidence?)

June 2021

“As for Donald Trump reportedly thinking he will be reinstated to the presidency later this summer, if it weren’t so dangerous, it would be sad. He’s puttering around his golf course telling people he’s going to go back to the White House like a guy who thinks his ex is going to take him back even though she’s already living with another dude. It’s insane for many reasons, not the least of which is that Trump thinks he’s about to get reinstated in the White House when he can’t even keep a blog going.” —Seth Meyers

“Joe Biden’s oft-stated goal is to have 70% of adult Americans partially vaccinated by the Fourth of July – a target that is increasingly appearing just out of reach. I feel like Joe Biden booked a party house for July 4 and just realized it isn’t refundable. Nearly 300 million vaccine doses have been administered across the US, but rates of vaccination have fallen sharply since April, stranding the US vaccination rate at close to 63%. Ooh, this is going to be close, and honestly, I’m a little worried about how Joe Biden’s going to handle this. Because if this comes down to the wire, he’s gonna get desperate. Dude’s going to be loading up the fireworks with Moderna needles. What’s clear is that vaccinations have plummeted, which is especially crazy when you consider that unvaccinated people are being given every incentive to get their shot. State initiatives to encourage vaccinations range from raffles for a million dollars and cars to free beer and a lap around a speedway track. West Virginia’s governor, Jim Justice, even raffled off firearms to those who got the vaccine. Is it just me, or are the incentives getting more and more dangerous? ‘We’ll give you free alcohol, we’ll let you speed around a racetrack, hell, we’ll even throw in some guns!’ Like at some point, these incentives are going to start killing more people than the vaccine is saving.” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”