it just helps to have the zipper back there to make it easy (which is one less than the ex-president prefers)

June 2021

“There was a grainy video showed that former president Trump could have worn his pants backward at a convention in North Carolina. Either he shares a tailor with a Ken doll, or he spends so much time yanking stuff out of his keister, it just helps to have the zipper back there to make it easy.” —Stephen Colbert

“But it raised a lot of questions, like: How did he zip the pants? Was his belt also on backward? And how lucky are we that this man no longer has the nuclear codes?” —Stephen Colbert

“On Twitter, the former president quickly drew comparisons to ’90s child hip-hop duo famous for wearing their pants backward, Kris Kross. That’s ridiculous. Their initials are ‘K.K.,’ which is one less than the ex-president prefers.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”