if we investigate what happened on the sixth, they might have to plead the fifth (Tourists! What are you gonna do?)

May 2021

“The House voted today on legislation to create an independent commission tasked with investigating the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol. Republicans say a commission should only be established if it can investigate other protests, including the racial-justice demonstrations last summer following the murder of George Floyd. Right, good thinking. There’s got to be some way to blame Black people for this, and you found it.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Some of these guys are also saying they want to ‘move on’ and not rehash the past. Right. You know, when a violent mob attacked our embassy in Benghazi, Republicans in Congress investigated it eight times. A violent mob attacks the U.S. Capitol, they’re like: ‘Tourists! What are you gonna do?’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Basically, the House wanted to create a commission to look into what we all saw happen with our own eyes. Not surprisingly, Republican members of Congress are against this idea,” he continued. “Some of them are worried that if we investigate what happened on the sixth, they might have to plead the fifth.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”