That's 100,000 for the U.S. basketball team and 50,000 for everyone else (Justin Bieber belongs to us now)

July 2012

"A new study claims that for the first time ever, Canadians are wealthier than Americans. We are their Mexico now it turns out." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Over the past five years, the value of the Canadian household has risen above the American household. I think most of that came from Justin Bieber and he belongs to us now." –Jimmy Kimmel

"At the Beijing Olympics in 2008, they handed out 100,000 condoms. This year it's 150,000. That's 100,000 for the U.S. basketball team and 50,000 for everyone else." –Jimmy Kimmel

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