based on which way a woodchuck scurries (Storm Gobbler’s Knob!)

February 2021

“I know you think it’s just a cute little tradition, but I don’t know if you’ve noticed, the rest of us are out here in a life-or-death battle over anti-science psychopaths taking over our government. So it really doesn’t help our case that we’re out here using animals to predict the weather, because it’s hard to make fun of Marjorie Taylor Greene and her Jewish space lasers while you supposed blue staters are wearing top hats and gathering around a hole in the ground waiting to find out if you can book tee times based on which way a woodchuck scurries.” —Seth Meyers

“Due to the pandemic, instead of any groundhog groupies, the audience was packed with cardboard cutouts. Well, then that means there were no proper witnesses. I demand a hand recount of the groundhog. Stop the shadow! Storm Gobbler’s Knob!” —Stephen Colbert

“Marjorie Taylor Greene’s, public views are extreme enough to have drawn a rebuke this week from the Senate minority leader, Mitch McConnell, who called her ‘loony lies’ a ‘cancer for the Republican Party and our country’. If crazy conspiracy theories are in fact a cancer on the Republican party, people like Mitch McConnell and Karl Rove have spent the last 20 years selling cigarettes to their base.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”