That’s why she spent the whole day arguing with a mannequin at Kohl’s (Mike, is it too late to change you?)

 “This is a historic announcement, because Harris is the first Black woman and the first person of Indian descent to be nominated for national office by a major party. So Trump’s going to have a hard time deciding exactly how to be racist about her. [as Trump] ‘I demand to see both of her birth certificates.’” —Stephen Colbert

“I’m interested to see what the Trump campaign’s line of attack is going to be on Kamala, because they’re going to have a tough time — everything she’s done in her career appeals to Trump’s base. [imitating Trump] ‘Crafty Kamala spent her whole career locking up criminals and filling up California’s jails. She’s even friends with cops. Hold on. That actually sounds pretty cool. Mike, is it too late to change you?’” —Trevor Noah

“Kamala is the daughter of two immigrants, she went to Howard University, she’s a Democratic senator from California. That’s an inspiring story unless you’re Trump — then it’s a Stephen King novel.” —Jimmy Fallon

“She’s only had the job for a few hours, but Kamala’s already gearing up for debate with Mike Pence. That’s why she spent the whole day arguing with a mannequin at Kohl’s.” —Jimmy Fallon

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