It's not like they're rocket scientists/So good luck getting a hooker/God is Chinese?

September 2011

"A new survey shows that 1 in 5 Americans believe that God steers the economy. Mystery solved: God is Chinese." –Conan O'Brien

"World leaders are here for the U.N. General Assembly. The Italian Prime Minister is here. So good luck getting a hooker." –David Letterman

"A satellite is now headed toward earth and the people at NASA have no idea where it will land. How would they know? It's not like they're rocket scientists." –David Letterman 

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