First we will defeat you, then we will redecorate your entire country (awkward showering for everyone in the military)

September 2011

"Two new books about Sarah Palin came out today. All of a sudden, I'm feeling OK about Borders going out of business." –Jimmy Kimmel

"The military's controversial 'don't ask, don't tell' policy was officially retired. This marks a new age of tolerance, acceptance, and awkward showering for everyone in the military." –Jimmy Kimmel 

"The military's controversial 'don't ask, don't tell' policy was officially retired. I think this will have an effect on our enemies. Be warned, evildoers. First we will defeat you, then we will redecorate your entire country." –Jimmy Kimmel 

"Some of the contestants on Dancing with the Stars … well, I've seen better dancing at the Republican National Convention. Nancy Grace showed how ironic a last name can be." –Jimmy Kimmel

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