But if you win, you're buying/Those are my dream grades/Hold My Beer!

September 2011

"If a person contributes just $5 to President Obama's campaign, that person will become eligible to win a private dinner with the president. But if you win, you're buying." –Jay Leno

"President Obama says his new jobs bill will create over 1.9 million jobs — and up to 50 of them will be right here in America." –Jay Leno

"Obama said Americans feel things aren't fair, that the deck is stacked against them, and that nobody is paying attention. That's an inspiring campaign speech." –Jay Leno

"An article in the paper says today that Rick Perry is just 'George Bush 2.0.' To which Bush said '2.0? I wish I did that well in school. Those are my dream grades." –Jay Leno

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