Last year my son wouldn’t give me my gift until I gave him a DNA swab (premature evacuation)

June 2011

"Father’s Day this year is a bonus year for Arnold Schwarzenegger. Last year my son wouldn’t give me my gift until I gave him a DNA swab." –David Letterman

"Congress has just lost its Weiner. One minute he's in, one minute he's out ... typical Weiner." –Jimmy Fallon 

"Thank you, Anthony Weiner, for your premature evacuation." –Jimmy Fallon

"A recent study found that today's fathers spend twice as much time with their kids as fathers in 1960. Meanwhile, the study found that Arnold Schwarzenegger spends time with twice as many kids as he did three weeks ago." –Jimmy Fallon

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