“Yesterday, Donald Trump announced that he’s taking hydroxychloroquine, the antimalarial drug, despite doctor’s saying that there is no proof that it works against the coronavirus. When told the drug is for treating malaria, Trump said, ‘If it’s good enough for the first lady, it’s good enough for me.” —Jimmy Fallon
“After Trump made the announcement, a lot of experts told him what he was doing is dangerous. Then Trump was like, ‘Relax, if anything goes wrong, I can just drink bleach and clean it all out. I’m good.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“I feel so bad for this guy’s Secret Service, because you have to admit they have had more on their plate with Trump than with any other president ever before. Can you imagine a day in the Secret Service’s life? ‘Keeping my eyes peeled, making sure there’s no threats. Everything looks clear. We’re all good — Mr. President, what did you eat? What is that in your mouth? Mr. President, what’s in your mouth?’” —Trevor Noah
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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