Even his negatives are positive, isn’t that something? (exactly how deep do they push that swab?)

“On Thursday, President Trump visited a Ford factory in Michigan that’s making face masks. Before boarding his chopper on the White House lawn, reporters asked about his latest Covid-19 test. Trump said about his test, ‘And I tested very positively in another sense. So this morning, I tested positively toward negative, right? So, no, I tested perfectly this morning. Meaning I tested negative. But that’s a way of saying it: Positively toward the negative.’ Which makes me wonder, exactly how deep do they push that swab?” —Seth Meyers

“[imitating Trump] When it comes to being negative, my test was extremely positive, because, not to be negative, but, being positive would be super negative, and I wouldn’t want to not be unnegative. Of that, I’m positive — in a negative way.” —Stephen Colbert

“Even his negatives are positive, isn’t that something?” —Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”