You probably think I’m joking, but go ahead and Google that (Please tell me that's a ghost)

“Well, even during the height of the 1918 flu pandemic, the United States allowed more than 110,000 immigrants to enter the country. So, Donald Trump is more xenophobic than Woodrow Wilson, and Wilson's campaign slogan was ‘Let’s punch an Italian.’” — Stephen Colbert

“Last night the world was rocked by reports that Kim Jong-un, supreme leader and man who cut his own hair before quarantine, may be gravely ill after secretly undergoing heart surgery. This was major news. I didn’t know Kim Jong-un had a heart — crazy.” — Trevor Noah

“This gives you a sense of how things are going at the White House: the president’s own coronavirus task force – members of his own team – are reportedly actively ignoring him now. They say the vice-poodle, Mike Pence, won’t even sniff his butt. It doesn’t make any sense. Why would they ignore a president who has so many great ideas? Remember when he wanted to nuke the hurricane? You probably think I’m joking, but go ahead and Google that.” —Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”