“Trump’s like an untrained dog. If he pees on the floor, you’ve got to rub his nose in it. And even then, he’ll probably do it again while making direct eye contact with you.” —Seth Meyers
“Minority leader Chuck Schumer said that, from here on, Trump’s presidency will always have an asterisk next to it. And Lindsey Graham will be there to kiss that asterisk at all times.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Mitt Romney was the only republican with the guts to vote guilty. Who would have thought that the most bad-ass Republican in the Senate would end up being a Mormon dude named Mitt?” —Trevor Noah
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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