“As you saw, the president stood before a joint session of Congress to deliver the State of the Confederacy — I mean Union. And the speech was exactly what you might expect from Donald Trump and a teleprompter: Not a great fit. It was a self-congratulatory speech. In the first 10 minutes, Trump used the word ‘I’ more than all of LensCrafters does in a whole year.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“First, they introduced the Supreme Court justices, led by John Roberts, who is still working double duty overseeing the impeachment trial. Yet another American forced to work two jobs in Trump’s economy.” —Stephen Colbert
“One of the funnier interactions, or lack thereof tonight, was Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi standing side by side, not talking to each other for the whole time, which was kind of rude on his part because she tried really hard to make him president.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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