“President Trump took a post-impeachment victory lap on Thursday, lashing out at “dishonest and corrupt” opponents. He ranted and raved for more than an hour this afternoon, airing every grievance, grinding every ax — it was his Pettysburg Address.” —Jimmy Kimmel
Meanwhile, Donald Trump Jr – so desperate for Daddy’s love – posted a picture of Romney in jeans on Instagram with the caption ‘Mom Jeans, because you’re a p***y.’ If Mitt Romney really was that, your father would’ve grabbed him by now. —Jimmy Kimmel
“Seriously, I haven’t seen that many happy white guys since the Utah Jazz made the playoffs.” —Jimmy Fallon
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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