“This is a prayer breakfast at which he’s naming people he doesn’t like. Nancy Pelosi was so upset she ripped her pancakes in half.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Before his victory speech, Trump spoke at the National Prayer Breakfast, which was a tough decision, because on the one hand, he doesn’t like to pray, but on the other hand, he loves breakfast. So he went. He used it as an opportunity to lash out at those who oppose him, just as Jesus would have done.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Because what is prayer if not a time to air petty grievances?” —Seth Meyers
“Trump showed off a copy of USA Today, with the headline, ‘Acquitted.’ Trump was like, [as Trump] ‘Now I can do anything I want. I even stole this USA Today from a Holiday Inn.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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